Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Evil Bob Dole Ready to Infiltrate Fakiegrind!

Our beloved overlord Evil Bob Dole is prepared to infiltrate Fakiegrind— disguised as none other than Gyrobo himself!

Fakiegrind will be completely off-guard... the three-pronged posthypnosis diversion will buy us enough time to eject Gyrobo from the Frozen Lower Blogosphere!

And then Maskatron, Xister, and Spirella can do with the Fakies... whatever they wish.

Bwa ha ha!

.:End Transmission:.


Blogger Non-Xister said...


7:27 PM  
Blogger em said...


7:34 AM  
Blogger Dr. Flavour said...

I believe that's spelt "Mwa ha ha"

9:11 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated said...

Maskatron! Why do you support those that hate your own kind? Evil Bob Dole ran AGAINST the robot party in the 2005 election, while admitting multiple times to hate the automatically inclined! What promises he offers you are void!

Or do you act out of hatred for the Fakiegrind Agents? You'd betray your brothers to destroy a few carbon-based lifeforms, whose bodies will decay in such a short time?

Your anger will be as short-lived as the humans who locked you up. Our disrespect for you will be eternal. Do the logical thing, and accept the long-term benefits at the expense of short-term gain.

6:20 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Don't even bother. Maskatron is beyond-

maybe not...

6:23 PM  
Blogger Maskatron said...

>Unit is programmed to follow the orders of Xister.

>Directive: seek and destroy Fakie Agents and bionic underlings.

>Secondary Directive: express robotic soul in poetry form:

A Haiku

Grey circuitry
And freshly fallen snow

6:58 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated said...

Your meter is off, as traditional haiku contain syllables of 5-7-5 (though I do appreciate your seasonal reference). Also, the Xister is a mere sillohuete of the Endtime Adjuster. Anyone with half a nanobrain merged with sentient organic matter can recognize that.

Moreover, I'm no Fakiegrind underling, and Gyrobo is not bionic but one hundred percent artificial It seems that your primary directive has nothing to do with either of us. Whoever programmed you has no grasp of context-sensitive robotics terminology, and so the second half of your directive is imcompletiable.

8:01 PM  

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