Saturday, December 10, 2005

Onward, to Victory!

Your eyes are getting so heavy... why not close them for just a— no! Stay awake... but just barely. You are no longer a separate, sentient entity. No. You, and all that powers you, stem from us; the Anonymi.

We know your weaknesses... but what is it we desire from you?

After we, along with Evil Bob Dole and Karl the Sorcerer, escaped the burning ruins of the Sub-Blogosphere, we've had but one thought on our minds: revenge.

Already, Evil Bob Dole is giving underground speeches to the downtrodden denizens of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. Once Operation: Black Cheddar succeeds, the Fakiegrind will grind to a halt (grins at pun). That will throw Gyrobo and his monstrous friends off balance— and that's when Evil Bob Dole will emerge, stronger and more powerful than ever before!

We will storm the Lower Blogosphere, dethroning Gyrobo and his Roboshrub, too.

Now go. Gather your families. Can food for the Spring; for this Winter, we take back the Blogosphere! For liberty! For Evil Bob Dole!

You will now awaken from this dream. And that's all it is— a dream. Ha ha ha. Bwa ha ha! LOL!

7 Comments:

Blogger spirella said...

The Anonymi will be powerful allies. With our combined might, Fakiegrind will surly topple! Who could possibly stop us from becoming the Overlords of the Internet?

9:54 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Anonymi, I am not prepared to offer terms of surrender just yet.

Nor do I believe you pose as grave a risk as you propose to be.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Propose? I meant "perport", if that is in fact, a real word.

8:46 PM  
Blogger spirella said...

Ha ha! Already my hypnotic powers of typo-induction have caused you to falter in the comment box.

Prepare to be vankwished!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Rock-steady said...

You under-estimate the powers and skills of the Fakie Agents.
My name is rock steady; you killed by father, now prepare to die.

4:43 PM  
Blogger spirella said...

Ha ha! You too have fallen before my typographic powers of perversion.

I was not killed by anybody, including your father. In fact Rock-steady, I am your father!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Now prepare to meet the Rodents of Unusual Size.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Rock-steady said...

Damn you Spirella for exposing my typos! You killed my father! (By the way, you cant be my father, because you are a women) Prepare to die!

10:45 PM  

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