Monday, February 20, 2006

King Evil Robo-Bob Dole Decries Public Water Usage

Outraged by the amount of water that gets wasted each time a fire hydrant is damaged, King Evil Robo-Bob Dole went on a hunger strike yesterday to protest what he sees as "The degenerate aquatic abrogation."

Joining him in his battle against water wastage is world-famous anti-ocean activist Nigel Stottlebottom. Stottlebottom has spent the last half century fighting the proliferation of the world's oceans, and is now working side by side with Evil Robo-Bob Dole to build a land bridge into the 21st century. The duo has already solicited over a billion kilotons of gold-pressed latinum from ultra-rich donors throughout the gamma and alpha quadrants.

This is where Evil Robo-Bob Dole lives now.

The Dole-Stottlebottom consortium hopes to end frivolous and overall usage of water by 2012, when a meteor is expected to strike and wipe out all life on Earth. Until then, stay indoors. And drink lots of water.


Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

Mr. EBD would you like to join the superhero Royal Rumble? Don't you have the superpower of never dying?

Oh..Superman called you a coward.

7:51 PM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

Superman will pay for his insolence. I shall have my imperial guard raze his fortress to the ground!

Raze it!

9:11 AM  
Blogger The Taker of Gist said...

The Gist of what you're saying is, Evil Robo-Bob Dole doesn't like water. That's all you needed to say, it's not like I'm getting paid to think.

7:55 AM  
Blogger Mint Tea Mystic said...

His Majesty has every reason to fear water. It is a powerful force, which he cannot harness. We of the resistance must be like water, moving with his attacks and striking unexpectedly, like a tidal wave. Flexibility is key.

Also, I suspect he may short-circuit.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Yes! To the shuttle!

6:52 AM  

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