Monday, February 20, 2006

King Evil Robo-Bob Dole Decries Public Water Usage

Outraged by the amount of water that gets wasted each time a fire hydrant is damaged, King Evil Robo-Bob Dole went on a hunger strike yesterday to protest what he sees as "The degenerate aquatic abrogation."

Joining him in his battle against water wastage is world-famous anti-ocean activist Nigel Stottlebottom. Stottlebottom has spent the last half century fighting the proliferation of the world's oceans, and is now working side by side with Evil Robo-Bob Dole to build a land bridge into the 21st century. The duo has already solicited over a billion kilotons of gold-pressed latinum from ultra-rich donors throughout the gamma and alpha quadrants.


This is where Evil Robo-Bob Dole lives now.

The Dole-Stottlebottom consortium hopes to end frivolous and overall usage of water by 2012, when a meteor is expected to strike and wipe out all life on Earth. Until then, stay indoors. And drink lots of water.

5 Comments:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...



Mr. EBD would you like to join the superhero Royal Rumble? Don't you have the superpower of never dying?



Oh..Superman called you a coward.

7:51 PM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

Superman will pay for his insolence. I shall have my imperial guard raze his fortress to the ground!

Raze it!

9:11 AM  
Blogger The Taker of Gist said...

The Gist of what you're saying is, Evil Robo-Bob Dole doesn't like water. That's all you needed to say, it's not like I'm getting paid to think.

7:55 AM  
Blogger Mint Tea Mystic said...

His Majesty has every reason to fear water. It is a powerful force, which he cannot harness. We of the resistance must be like water, moving with his attacks and striking unexpectedly, like a tidal wave. Flexibility is key.

Also, I suspect he may short-circuit.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Yes! To the shuttle!

6:52 AM  

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