Saturday, February 04, 2006

Oh Goodie, Tag

Well, that mischievous turquoise-hued professorial tinkerer and herbal infusions expert, the Mint Tea Mystic, has "tagged" me, the Xister, thus inculcating me in his little enclave of esoteric weblog culture. I would laugh it all off and continue the round-the-clock labors on my plankton-based time machine, except I'm concerned that the resulting ill-will might cause Operation: Black Cheddar to incure flagging from the offended parties, and I need to keep the lines of weblog communication open so as to keep tabs on those two traitorous trilobites: Maskatron and Spirella.

So, to curtail what has already become a long-winded prologue, I will take part in this puny, infantile ritual and reveal, in the name of Seven, something about my own august majesty.

Prepare to bow before Xister!

1. I have a pet leech, "Slurpie" who likes nothing better than nesting on my neck or forearm.

2. To unwind after a particularly strenuous campaign to take over the world, I like to treat myself to a nice spa.

3. Sometimes I pray, but only to Scorpius, god of hypnotic stupor.

4. My favorite video game used to be Pac Man, until they came out with Domino Man, to which I lost an entire year of my life.

5. When I have taken over the entire internet, everyone will be hypnotically induced to wear mullets.

6. I really don't like flying.

7. Sometimes, I wish I was a robot.

Ok, I I'm feeling. I'm actually feeling a little exposed and vulnerable. I think I'll make up for it by going out and enslaving a race of semi-literate cabbage-based life forms. Or, better yet, I'll tag someone. Someone who really really gets my goat. I'll tag that traitorous heap of aluminum scrap, Maskatron.


Blogger Gyrobo said...

That Domino Man conjured up images... like this.

10:37 AM  
Blogger L>T said...

Just saw your comment on my blog.

You must be somehow related to some other people and/or robots, that i know.

Why have I not heard of you before?

Oh, I get it you are someones Xister. HA HA I guess His infernal Magesty. maybe I should read the rest of your blog

7:35 AM  
Blogger L>T said...

There are words to describe this blog; 'tetched' comes first to my hillbilly mind.

I really loved the photos. Once again must bow to your abilities. (painful as that is)

7:46 AM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

King Evil Robo-Bob Dole is in no way affiliated with this blog, or its derivitive products, or artwork, or whatever passes for gravy around here.

The King has vocalized!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Mint Tea Mystic said...

Hah! There is a residual effect to the ancient magics of the tag! Only Karl can save you.

Or Lysol. Whichever.

6:23 PM  

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