Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Bad Memories

King Evil Robo-Bob Dole was awakened last night due to a series of bad dreams involving a strange man who the King reports has "a familiar feel to him."

The mystery man in the king's dream.

In one recurring nightmare, King Evil Robo-Bob Dole is standing at a bus stop waiting for a canoe to the afterlife. Then the man appears and starts screaming something about His Majesty's "original purpose" and how he betrayed himself by aligning with the robot clowns and despotism. His Highness the Dole then interjects with how if roads were paved with pork, we'd all be eating gold.

Evil mind-man, by the authority of His Highness and Majesty King Evil Robo-Bob Dole, I command you to leave the King's dreams poste haste! To drive the point home, I'm going to implant a special posthypnotic suggestion into the minds of everyone who visits this blog.

*waves hands*

It is done.

*bangs gong*

Now return to the bleak mindset from whence you came!


Blogger Bob Dole said...


We meet again.

This time you won't be so lucky, Robert.

12:44 PM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

No. Nooooo! It's happening again! My brain! MY BRAIN!!!

12:53 PM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

Heh heh heh...

Evil Bob Dole smash! Raaaaah!

12:55 PM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

I have a headache...

12:56 PM  
Blogger Salbert said...

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Well the on;y thing worse than Evil-Robo Bob Dole would be Evil-Robo Bill Frist.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole said...

Bob Dole knows Bill Frist

8:44 PM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

Bill Frist ate a kitten in '77.

5:53 AM  
Blogger Non-Xister said...

This is highly irregular. A guy takes an extended vacation to the Mesozoic era, and look what happens! But if you stare into my soporific sockets, all will be remedied




8:27 PM  

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